Lets Kickstart The Assholios Revolution!

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The Assholios are wild, fearless and provocative. A mix of human and alien DNA, they’re asses on legs with personalities large enough to have you as astounded by what they do and say, as you will be by the way they look.

“Assholios is the story of a quest, undertaken by a very unlikely bunch of heroes. Punk Ass – a three foot-tall, wise-cracking ass on legs, has been separated from his fellow Assholios, Wise Ass, Bad Ass, Freak Ass, Asschilles, the Assian, Mean Ass and Big Ass, while being catapulted into space by their eccentric, genius creator Dr Abraham Wise, in a desperate bid to save them from both the hands of Dr Evol Koont, and the claws of the mysterious Clonia corporation’s power-crazed president, Tho Vile.

From there, everything they touch turns to chaos. Punk Ass finds Fletcher, a teenage boy, laden down with more than his share of life’s typical teenage troubles. It shouldn’t get more explosive than a foul-mouthed Assholio befriending a hopelessly frustrated teenage, but then the rest of Punk Ass’s friends set off on a mission of their own.

From national parks to deserts, racing tracks to ‘exotic’ bars and castles, they endure and excel all manner of confrontations, with everyone from head-hunters to the police, and the military to intergalactic agents, as they engage in a running battle that’s wilder and more chaotic than anything you’ve ever seen before!

" From Professor Abraham Wise, Fletcher the pizza boy, Punk Ass and his Assholio friends, all the way to Agent Cobra, Tho Vile, Threat Finder and Dr Evol Koont, every form of good, bad, mad and dangerous is here, in quite literally, every form imaginable! "

As with all high-quality ‘anarchic’ comic series, Assholios is based on firm foundations in terms of plot, assisted by the very highest standards of artwork and dialogue specifically targeted to fit each of the alien protagonists, in order to assist each in fully developing their own, individual personalities.


In addition to the visual impact of these creatures, each of them has a distinct personality – a sense of anarchy that’s concealed more carefully in some than in others.

Wise Ass is calm, and sees himself as a leader, while Asschilles thinks he should be an ancient warrior. The Assian does martial arts, Freak Ass is a freak, Big Ass is a lump, Dumb Ass is exactly as you’d expect… It gives their humor two aspects, on the one hand aimed at the outside world, on the other, fizzing between the group, constantly erupting in noisy and chaotic internal dissent.

The animation part borrows heavily from the comic book style that has become synonymous with pushing the boundaries as far as this type of teen/adult content is concerned. The humour is frequently coarse, deliberately near the knuckle and unapologetically lewd. It speaks the language of teenagers, and provides endless opportunities to explore material that couldn’t, realistically, be touched in a ‘live action’ context.

In story terms, Assholios is a classic quest story, with a group of unlikely allies taking on a larger, more powerful opponent, travelling to the heart of its empire, facing maximum risk for maximum drama. The beauty of the story is that, while it features foul-mouthed protagonists, from swearing aliens to a sexually frustrated hero and a series of sexually explicit set pieces, it is rooted in tradition, with firm and secure dramatic foundations.


That’s the framework of Assholios. Every character has a rounded arc and a full story, and they combine along established, dramatically solid lines to tell a story of classic simplicity.  But, always, wrapped around that carefully constructed skeleton, is a veneer of smut, inuendo, sexual humour and jokes written for the benefit of the audience, not the admiration of the industry. It’s a series that wants its applause from viewers, not creators.


We’re a team with a dream. We first came up with the idea for Assholios several years ago, and, OK, it seemed far-fetched and they seemed a bit too much, and maybe people weren’t sure and then… Have you seen the world recently? All of a sudden Assholios aren’t just what the world wants, they’re what it needs!

We’ve had the very finest artwork produced; we’ve got a trailer that’s second to none as a proof of concept, and we’ve worked through storyboards and script meetings to hone the adventures of these made space creatures to the sharpest of cutting edges.

We’re not just ready, we’re wholeheartedly determined to take this to the next level – to unleash these mind-blowing characters first on the comic page and then onto the screen and let them amuse and outrage. We’ve done all we can to make them as ready as possible to take that final leap, from concept to finished production.

So, join this creative revolution and let us blow your mind by making the sort of rebellious series you’ve always wanted to watch. Where good becomes bad, and fights evil!  Where all the jokes your parents ever warned you not to laugh at arrive one after the other. Where nothing, and we mean nothing, is off limits!

So, Assholios, wherever you are in the world, the time has come to buy your ticket, grab a seat and make sure you buckle up tight! Let’s kickstart the wildest project you’ve ever seen in your ass-whole life! The countdown has begun!

Let’s make this journey one you’ll never forget. Let’s make this journey incredible. But most of all, let’s make this journey together!!

1. The development and publication of both comic book episodes and the story/pitch book.
2. The rewards fulfilment and script development process of the pilot episode of ‘Assholios – the TV show.’

PLEDGE LEVEL €20 – A digital copy of the official ASSHOLIOS! Over SIXTY-FOUR PAGES packed with classic Assholio madness, allowing you to experience the thought process behind Dr.Wise’s “Ultimate creation”. In 3 types of page view: Full page view, Guided view and Panel view

PLEDGE LEVEL €35 – Get the FIRST EVER physical copy of the ASSHOLIOS STANDART PAPERBACK SOFTCOVER EDITION!!!

PLEDGE LEVEL €50 - Get a physical copy of both Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back – HARDCOVER EDITION!

PLEDGE LEVEL €50 - Get a physical copy of both Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back – HARDCOVER EDITION!

Hard Copy Magazine (* Limited Edition Season 1 - Episode 1)

Standard Edition - Series 1 Episode 1

PLEDGE LEVEL €100 - WEAR your ASSHOLIOS SUPPORT with pride with this special edition KICKSTARTER T-SHIRT!

PLEDGE LEVEL €250- What BETTER way to celebrate our "Kickstarter Release" than with 61x91cm" COLOUR POSTER!!! The ULTIMATE ASSHOLIOS ART COLLECTION & the KICKSTARTER EDITION T-SHIRT!

PLEDGE LEVEL €500- What BETTER way to celebrate our "Kickstarter Release" than with 61x91cm" COLOUR POSTER!!! The ULTIMATE ASSHOLIOS ART COLLECTION & the KICKSTARTER EDITION T-SHIRT!

1. The Pre-Crowdfunding Campaign: 60 days
2. Funds Released: ~ On the 61st day
3. Digital Rewards Released: ~On the 61st day
4. Book and T-shirts Goes to Printer: ~On the 62nd day
5. Book and T-shirts Printed and shipped back to us ~ on the 83rd day
6. Pack and ship - ~ 97th day
7. The expected delivery to US backers - 2 Weeks after the 97th day
8. The expected delivery for International Backers - 4 Weeks after the 97th day

Here at Sterkoti Productions, we’re serious about the business of being Assholios. And to make Assholios seriously funny, we’re completely committed to three main values –

1)    Creating mind-blowing creative content with the sole aim of seeing it develop into a global, trending phenomena.

2)     Only ever accepting that work of the absolute highest quality is acceptable. That’s why we’ve got a cutting-edge trailer that’s second to none as a proof of concept, highly engineered and plotted storyboards and the most thorough script meetings possible to hone the adventures of these creatures from outer space to the sharpest cutting edge imaginable.

3)    Making sure the execution and distribution of everything we publish happens on time, precisely when we say it’s going to. To achieve that, we’ve hired an extra layer of production support, to eradicate the possibility of delays. We don’t aim at deadlines – we hit them.

What is the goal of Assholios?

To create the baddest, motherfreaking show of all time, share it with the whole world, and then unleash these mind-blowing characters onto an unsuspecting planet, in three, Earth-shattering stages! First as an NFT catalogue, then on a comic page, and then onto the screen to let them amuse and outrage!

How do I pledge?

Choose your pledge amount and reward. Then, enter your payment information to complete the checkout process.

When will my card be charged?

Our project is still at an ‘early door’ stage, in very much a pre-crowdfunding phase, and as such, your card will be charged at the point of payment, as with any other transaction.

When will we receive my products after purchasing?

Once the pre-crowdfund campaign ends, it will take some development time for us to produce all the awesome collectibles and super limited-edition merchandise that makes up our fulfillment rewards. Before completion, we will double-check that they meet our top-quality standards before preparing them for dispatch. As such, an estimated delivery time will be given for each pledge.

Why do you have a Pre-Kickstarter page?

A pre-crowdfunding / pre-Kickstarter campaign helps us build and understand our audience better. This, in turn, enables us to build hype ahead of the introduction and upcoming release of our edgy brand. It also, crucially, helps us feel confident that our brand will reach all the right people, such as YOU, the passionate backer who shares our vision and has been waiting a long time for something like this to come along! Someone who can’t wait to join our revolution and help push our campaign to the next level of success!

So, am I only charged if funding succeeds?

No, and that’s part of what makes us both unique and fair. You are charged, but we will refund your money if we don’t deliver! In addition, we have added an extra layer of protection for you through Paypal secure payments but under the Terms and Conditions of Sterkoti Productions!

What can others see about my pledge?

Your pledge will make up an indicative number of backings on our profile page. The precise details – the amount you pledge and the reward you choose, will not be made public. That’s between you and us!

What if I want to change my pledge?

You can change or cancel your pledge anytime while the pre-crowdfund campaign is active. Indeed, you can change your pledge right up to the point where the pre-fund campaign ends and we move into the development phase of fulfilment rewards.

Once the pre-crowdfund campaign period ends, how do I get my reward?

Once the pre-crowdfund campaign period ends, Sterkoti Productions will e mail you a survey, requesting any essential information required to deliver your reward (mailing address, T-shirt size, etc).

Do you advertise your products anywhere else?

No, we don’t! The only place you can get all these amazing offers and products is through the official Assholios website, so you don’t need to worry about being undercut by a third part – there isn’t one!

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What you get for pledging

Pledge €2

It’s an email of deepest gratitude, dripping with thanks, best wishes and banter, from the man who invented the Assholios, and from the man who invented the man who invented the Assholios!

INCLUDES
• Email filled with gratitude

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
During a moon cycle!




Pledge €5

We’ll launch a Smart Ass e-postcard from our HQ to five friends of your choosing, reminding them what a bunch of complete Assholios they are! There is no cooler way to offend the people closest to you – trust us!

INCLUDES
• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
• Smart Ass E-post card

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
During a moon cycle!




Pledge €20

Get your hands on a digital copy of the Assholios Episode 1 “The Ultimate creation” back-to-back with Episode 2 “The arrival”!! It all adds up to a madcap total of 64 pages of Assholio chaos!!!

INCLUDES
• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
• Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world!

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
Item will be released in tandem with the physical, printed books.




Pledge €35

Pre-order now. And get fresh from the printer’s oven the first-ever physical copy of the Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back – PAPERBACK SOFTCOVER EDITION! AND YOUR NAME ON THE ASSHOLIOS ONLINE WALL OF FAME!!!

INCLUDES
• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
• Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€25)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €50

Things are getting hotter now! Pre-order now. Get a physical copy of the Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back – HARDCOVER EDITION! Plus, YOUR NAME ON THE ASSHOLIOS ONLINE WALL OF FAME!!!

INCLUDES
• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
• Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€30)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €80

Walk-in-style with the baddest, funniest, and most unapologetic T-shirt there is! Wear your support for the Assholio revolution proudly across your chest in an official Assholios™  T-shirt (men’s & women’s sizes)  

INCLUDES
• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
• Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!
• A physical copy of both Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back –  HARDCOVER EDITION!
• SEE YOUR NAME ON THE ASSHOLIOS ONLINE WALL OF FAME!!!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€35)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €100

Here it is! The Assholios™ super limited edition “New Public Enemy – Bad Ass” T-Shirt! It’s a limited opportunity, obviously, but it’s limited-edition high-quality merchandise created by us to ensure the Assholios™  you wear won’t just look great; it’ll send out a message! 

  • INCLUDES
    • Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
    • Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!
    • A physical copy of both Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back – HARDCOVER EDITION!
  • • Assholios™ Official T-shirt (screen-printed, Assholios brand stamped).
  • • Your name on the Assholios Online Wall of Fame!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€35)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €150

So, you like making an Assholios fashion statement, huh?! You get a buzz from riding on the back of a bad-ass movement that’s headed for the stars?! And you want to take a friend with you, looking just as sharp?! Fear not. We’ve got you covered. And clothed. 

Get on the €150 train, and we’ll make sure you’re wearing not just a New Public Enemy – Bad Ass” T-Shirt AND a Smart Ass T-shirt, but you’ll also get two (count ‘em!) Assholios™ limited Edition Influencer’s Caps!!!

  • INCLUDES
    • Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
    • Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!
  • • Assholios™ Official T-Shirt (screen-printed, Assholios brand-stamped)
    • YOUR NAME ON THE ASSHOLIOS ONLINE WALL OF FAME!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€39)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €250

Do you want more?! Let us help you convert any room to your ASSHOLIOS™ HQ with this limited edition ASSHOLIOS™ – Official (61×91 cm) Wall poster! It comes with a STICKER OF CERTIFIED AUTHENTICITY! Featuring the dream team of pure evil: Dr. Evol Koont, Agent Cobra, Threat Finder, and the lethal army of cloned mutants versus Fletcher the pizza boy and  Mr. Punk Ass!

INCLUDES
• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives
• Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!
• A physical copy of both Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back –  HARDCOVER EDITION!
• Assholios™ Official T-Shirt (screen-printed, Assholios brand-stamped)
• New Public Enemy – Bad Ass” T-Shirt AND a Smart Ass T-shirt!
• 2 x Assholios limited Edition Influencer’s Cap
• And YOUR NAME ON THE ASSHOLIOS ONLINE WALL OF FAME!!!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€39)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €500 

EVERY COLLECTORS DREAM!! Pledge €500, and we’ll supply you with the thing guaranteed to make A GREAT INVESTMENT!

A highly collectible, unique SUPER EXCLUSIVE HARDCOVER EDITION
• A physical copy of both Assholios™ Episodes 1 & 2 back-to-back, fully personalized and signed by the creator of all of this chaos, Steven Sterkoti, and the entire team behind Sterkoti Productions!!

This incredible offer includes the ASSHOLIOS™ PITCHBOOK! YES! THE OFFICIAL ASSHOLIOS™ PITCH BIBLE! Featuring never seen before all-important pre-production stuff, character bios, designs, conceptual and comic artwork! It’s all going to become a collectors’ piece, so get there ahead of the queue! You can frame it, show it off or just read it and smile, but either way, it comes with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY! 

INCLUDES

• Email packed with gratitude from our creatives

• Smart Ass e-post cards sent out to five of your friends!

• Assholios™ Official T-Shirt (screen-printed, quality cotton, Assholios brand-tagged)
• New Public Enemy – Punk Ass, Bad Ass” T-Shirts, AND a Smart Ass T-shirt!
• Two (!) Assholios limited Edition Influencer’s Cap
• ASSHOLIOS™ – Official signed wall poster! (61x91cm)
• YOUR NAME ON THE ASSHOLIOS ONLINE WALL OF FAME!!!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world! (International Shipping Charges (+€39)

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
JUNE 2022




Pledge €700

EVERY NFT COLLECTOR’S WET DREAM!!

The Assholios NFTs are wild, fearless, and provocative. A mix of human and alien DNA, they’re asses on legs with personalities large enough to have you as astounded by what they do and say as you will be by the way they look. They’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before, so get on side with them, because, believe us, you don’t want to miss this opportunity out… And have them as an enemy. Visit www.assholios.com/mint for more info!

As with all high-quality ‘anarchic’ NFT shows, Assholios is based on a super limited collection of 500 extremely unique and mind-blowing characters that rule the Ethereum blockchain in terms of catalog!

SHIPS TO
Anywhere in the world

ESTIMATED DELIVERY
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